Woke up in my bed this morning trying to look around
My eyes fell back into my head
My legs are broke, my arms won't work, my spine is tied in knots
I do believe my brain is dead

What could it be that makes me feel this way
Have I eaten little been attacked by rabid dogs
Oh my my my, there's only one thing left to say
I've been bit by small poisonous frogs

I was walking down the street one day, stepped on something green
Looked down to see what was there
Then the funky mother ship came flying out the ground
Small frogs were jumping everywhere

What could it be that makes me feel this way
Have I eaten little been attacked by rabid dogs
Oh my my my, there's only one thing left to say
I've been bit by small poisonous frogs

Sitting in the hospital, I'm looking for my nurse
Getting ready to take off my clogs
Ring the bell to take the pills so I would get no worse
When in come small poisonous frogs

What could it be that makes me feel this way
Have I eaten little been attacked by rabid dogs
Oh my my my, there's only one thing left to say
I've been bit by small poisonous frogs