Em
Baby, pass the aspirin, something's got to work
   B7
I know I did it to myself, but, man, oh, man, it hurts
       Em
That second last Martini, the one that went down real smooth
B7
Set me on a bender, with nothing left to lose!

Em                              B7
I--- just can't apologise, for...  what I did to myself
   Em                           B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!

      Em
     Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
      B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!

( Em )

[Verse 3]
   Em
I think I've got the symptoms, and none of them will leave,
      B7
They think that it's a party to laugh at all my grief,
    Em
It must have been a doozy, I had two hundred dreams,
    B7
At least I found my pillow, 'cause I can't find my keys!

Em                        B7
It's--- hard to remember...   all of the events
Em
But--- I must have paid the tab
        B7
'Cause all that's left is fifty cents!

 Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
      B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!

( Em )

 Em
Maybe I can call the pharmacy
  B7
They'll bring something up, something up 'tout suite'
 Em                          B7
Some exotic... medicine, to cure my every ill,
      B7
With some kind of magic pill!

Em                              B7
I--- just can't apologise, for...  what I did to myself
   Em                           B7
My bed's--- an ocean liner, and I can't call for help!

(  Em  B7 )

 Em
Yeah, baby, it hurts a bunch
      Em
The girls got going, and we had a munch
    B7
I promise on a dime, it's the last time
      B7
I'll ever have a liquid lunch!